Captin'ism is all about realising the true awesomeness. Captin' IS the true awesomeness. And about realising that Wench sucks... Wench is the greater... stupidity and ugliness. As soon as he says something... Wave your hand in front of his face and say the magical word "/ignore".
Back to Captin'ism. It's when you realise that your life doesn't mean anything in compare to the greater awesomeness, that you can become an aprentice of his mighty awesomeness. Sacrificess aren't important as Captin' is so awesome that he can get anything he wants anyway. He does whatever he wants! And most important of all! He dancess like a god! HE IS A GOD! Always remember that.
Now, we need you! *Pointing at you* Don't ask what Captin' can do for you, but what you can do for your Captin'! Join the great war against the Wench and his evil Wenchies, and help yourself and the great awesomeness!
And remember kids. The only ones you are allowed to fight are monsters and Wenches
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