Greetings dear readers.
This, my friends, is the new beginning. The new religion.
Captin'ism is a new religion dedicated to my master, Captin'. He's the one hiding under children's beds. He's the one stealing candy from babies. He's the one melting your ice cream. He is AWESOME! So god damn awesome that you can compare him to god! He IS god!
The only duty he requiers from you is to shave the Wench.
Join today! Support the great awesome awesomeness of supreme awsomeness
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
About Captin'ism
Captin'ism is all about realising the true awesomeness. Captin' IS the true awesomeness. And about realising that Wench sucks... Wench is the greater... stupidity and ugliness. As soon as he says something... Wave your hand in front of his face and say the magical word "/ignore".
Back to Captin'ism. It's when you realise that your life doesn't mean anything in compare to the greater awesomeness, that you can become an aprentice of his mighty awesomeness. Sacrificess aren't important as Captin' is so awesome that he can get anything he wants anyway. He does whatever he wants! And most important of all! He dancess like a god! HE IS A GOD! Always remember that.
Now, we need you! *Pointing at you* Don't ask what Captin' can do for you, but what you can do for your Captin'! Join the great war against the Wench and his evil Wenchies, and help yourself and the great awesomeness!
And remember kids. The only ones you are allowed to fight are monsters and Wenches
Back to Captin'ism. It's when you realise that your life doesn't mean anything in compare to the greater awesomeness, that you can become an aprentice of his mighty awesomeness. Sacrificess aren't important as Captin' is so awesome that he can get anything he wants anyway. He does whatever he wants! And most important of all! He dancess like a god! HE IS A GOD! Always remember that.
Now, we need you! *Pointing at you* Don't ask what Captin' can do for you, but what you can do for your Captin'! Join the great war against the Wench and his evil Wenchies, and help yourself and the great awesomeness!
And remember kids. The only ones you are allowed to fight are monsters and Wenches
Friday, December 3, 2004
Blogging (english assignment)
Blogging. What is blogging? Why do people blog? Is it really so special to blog?
Quick answer to third question... NO!
Ok! Ehm... Think I preferred this colour. Well... Blogging is partly describing your life to others or just telling what you think. WHY!? I don't want to read about teenage girls talking about how they ate a cake with some friends... I want some serious shit! I NEED some serious shit... That's why I'm using this blog to say bad things about blogging and at the same time using the blogs to try and publish my new religion. Blogging is more of a diary... And I would say that people blog because they don't have anything else to do... I play computer games instead of sitting there, sharing my life to everyone else I know and DON'T know... Yay...
I say... Letts put taxes on the god damn blogs and get rid of this stupidity! Yay!
Quick answer to third question... NO!
Ok! Ehm... Think I preferred this colour. Well... Blogging is partly describing your life to others or just telling what you think. WHY!? I don't want to read about teenage girls talking about how they ate a cake with some friends... I want some serious shit! I NEED some serious shit... That's why I'm using this blog to say bad things about blogging and at the same time using the blogs to try and publish my new religion. Blogging is more of a diary... And I would say that people blog because they don't have anything else to do... I play computer games instead of sitting there, sharing my life to everyone else I know and DON'T know... Yay...
I say... Letts put taxes on the god damn blogs and get rid of this stupidity! Yay!
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